Shakespeare of Idiots

Revived!

2010-12-06T07:32:00.000-08:00

So I've been thinking if i should get this blog up and running again,and the God's have spoken! This blog has now been REVIVED!

The 12 most annoying types of Facebookers

2010-02-16T11:59:00.000-08:00

Facebook, for better or worse, is like being at a big party with all your friends, family, acquaintances and co-workers.

There are lots of fun, interesting people you're happy to talk to when they stroll up. Then there are the other people, the ones who make you cringe when you see them coming. This article is about those people.

Sure, Facebook can be a great tool for keeping up with folks who are important to you. Take the status update, the 160-character message that users post in response to the question, "What's on your mind?" An artful, witty or newsy status update is a pleasure -- a real-time, tiny window into a friend's life.

But far more posts read like navel-gazing diary entries, or worse, spam. A recent study categorized 40 percent of Twitter tweets as "pointless babble," and it wouldn't be surprising if updates on Facebook, still a fast-growing social network, break down in a similar way.

Here are 12 of the most annoying types of Facebook users:

The Let-Me-Tell-You-Every-Detail-of-My-Day Bore. "I'm waking up." "I had Wheaties for breakfast." "I'm bored at work." "I'm stuck in traffic." You're kidding! How fascinating! No moment is too mundane for some people to broadcast unsolicited to the world. Just because you have 432 Facebook friends doesn't mean we all want to know when you're waiting for the bus.

The Self-Promoter. OK, so we've probably all posted at least once about some achievement. And sure, maybe your friends really do want to read the fascinating article you wrote about beet farming. But when almost EVERY update is a link to your blog, your poetry reading, your 10k results or your art show, you sound like a bragger or a self-centered careerist.

The Friend-Padder. The average Facebook user has 120 friends on the site. Schmoozers and social butterflies -- you know, the ones who make lifelong pals on the subway -- might reasonably have 300 or 400. But 1,000 "friends?" Unless you're George Clooney or just won the lottery, no one has that many. That's just showing off.

The Town Crier. "Michael Jackson is dead!!!" You heard it from me first! Me, and the 213,000 other people who all saw it on TMZ. These Matt Drudge wannabes are the reason many of us learn of breaking news not from TV or news sites but from online social networks. In their rush to trumpet the news, these people also spread rumors, half-truths and innuendo. No, Jeff Goldblum did not plunge to his death from a New Zealand cliff.

The TMIer. "Brad is heading to Walgreens to buy something for these pesky hemorrhoids." Boundaries of privacy and decorum don't seem to exist for these too-much-information updaters, who unabashedly offer up details about their sex lives, marital troubles and bodily functions. Thanks for sharing.

The Bad Grammarian. "So sad about Fara Fauset but Im so gladd its friday yippe". Yes, I know the punctuation rules are different in the digital world. And, no, no one likes a spelling-Nazi schoolmarm. But you sound like a moron.

The Sympathy-Baiter. "Barbara is feeling sad today." "Man, am I glad that's over." "Jim could really use some good news about now." Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks -- baited with vague tales of woe -- in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.

The Lurker. The Peeping Toms of Facebook, these voyeurs are too cautious, or maybe too lazy, to update their status or write on your wall. But once in a while, you'll be talking to them and they'll mention something you posted, so you know they're on your page, hiding in the shadows. It's just a little creepy.

The Crank. These curmudgeons, like the trolls who spew hate in blog comments, never met something they couldn't complain about. "Carl isn't really that impressed with idiots who don't realize how idiotic they are." [Actual status update.] Keep spreading the love.

The Paparazzo. Ever visit your Facebook page and discover that someone's posted a photo of you from last weekend's party -- a photo you didn't authorize and haven't even seen? You'd really rather not have to explain to your mom why you were leering like a drunken hyena and French-kissing a bottle of Jagermeister.DON'T EVER POST MY PHOTOS ON YOUR FACEBOOK!!

The Obscurist. "If not now then when?" "You'll see..." "Grist for the mill." "John is, small world." "Dave thought he was immune, but no. No, he is not." [Actual status updates, all.] Sorry, but you're not being mysterious -- just nonsensical.

The Chronic Inviter. "Support my cause. Sign my petition. Play Mafia Wars with me. Which 'Star Trek' character are you? Here are the 'Top 5 cars I have personally owned.' Here are '25 Things About Me.' Here's a drink. What drink are you? We're related! I took the 'What President Are You?' quiz and found out I'm Millard Fillmore! What president are you?"

So, are you one of them? Or perhaps more than one of them?

Stay far away from me,VERY far.

LS

2010-01-03T06:25:00.000-08:00

We were both young when I first saw you. 
I close my eyes and the flashback starts.. 
.. you're standing there.. on a balcony in summer air.  

See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns. 
Making my way, I'm moving through the crowd to say "hello.."

Little did you know..  

.. that I was Romeo, as I was throwing pebbles.. 
.. heard your father say "Stay away from Juliet!" 
Had to leave you crying on the staircase.. begging me "Please don't go!"

So I said..  

Julie I'll take you somewhere we can be alone. 
Just be patient.. nothing left to do but run. 
You'll be the princess, I'll be the prince.. 
It's a love story baby say "Yes."  

So you sneak out to the garden I'm hiding.. 
.. we keep quiet cause we're dead if they find me. 
Close your eyes. 
.. escape this town for a little while.  

I was Romeo, you were my Juliet. 
Even my father said loving you is not worth it. 
Had to leave you on crying on the staircase.. begging me "Please don't go!"

So I said..

Chorus

Juliet I'll save you, they'll never come between us!
Just hold on and love is gonna free us! 
Don't be afraid, oh we'll make it through this! 
It's a love story.. baby just say "Yes."  

I'm sure she's tired of waiting. 
Swear I'm on my way, just had to work some things out! 
I hope her faith's not fading.. 
.. that was when I met her outskirts of town..

.. and I said..  

Julie I apologize, didn't mean to scare you. 
Need you more than anything.. I refuse to share you. 
Saw it in her eyes, she didn't know what to think.. 
I knelt to the ground and I pulled out a ring..  

And said..

"Marry me Juliet. You'll never have to be alone. 
I love you and that's all that I really know! 
I talked to our families, pick out a white dress.. 
.. it's a love story baby just say "Yes."  '

Cause we were both young when I first saw you.

=)

2009-12-23T10:37:00.000-08:00

Dulu,

pernah aku dinasihati,

yang satu hari nanti,

akan kita berjumpa,

dengan seseorang,

yang tidak akan kita lupa,

namun,ku terus menanti-nanti,

untuk saat itu,

dengan harapan yang menggunung..

Tanpa ku sedari,

sesaat dan sedetik,

seminit bersamamu,

terasa indah suasana,

dua jiwa menjadi satu,

senyuman dan jelingan manjamu,

menusuk kalbuku..

Kini,

tidurku tak lena,

detik-detik kita bersama,

mengambang bagai mimpi,

berhujan,

berpanas,

aku tak endah,

telah kurangkum,rebah setiaku..

Sayang,

andai kata kita berpisah,

ingin ku beritahu sesuatu padamu,

ku akan terus menantimu,

dan akan terus bersamamu,

berdoa demi kebahagianmu,

agar kau gembira berzaman-zaman,

ku pasrah,dengan segala ketentuan Yang Esa,

dunia kita sudah terbukti berbeza..

Ku rindu padamu.

Here without you..

2009-12-13T13:39:00.000-08:00

You have the most gorgeous eyes,

Those eyes could take you anywhere,

The way they look at you,

The way they stare,

You have a wonderful smile,

When you smile at me,

I'd melt,

You're everything I want you to be,

You're so sweet,

You always say the right thing,

You know just how to make me laugh,

Happiness is always what you bring,

I miss the way you'd look into my eyes and say "I Love You",

You said we'd be together forever,

And that we'd always have each other,

When would we grow apart?

You said never,

Now that I'm so far away from you,

My heart is full of pain,

With all these tears I've cried,

I have nothing to gain

Wish you were here..

Vanilla Twilight =]

2009-12-06T10:55:00.000-08:00

The stars lean down to kiss you

And I lie awake and miss you

Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere

'Cause I'll doze off safe and soundly

But I'll miss your arms around me

I'd send a postcard to you, dear

'Cause I wish you were here

I'll watch the night turn light-blue

But it's not the same without you

Because it takes two to whisper quietly

The silence isn't so bad

'Til I look at my hands and feel sad

'Cause the spaces between my fingers

Are right where yours fit perfectly

I'll find repose in new ways

Though I haven't slept in two days

'Cause cold nostalgia

Chills me to the bone

But drenched in vanilla twilight

I'll sit on the front porch all night

Waist-deep in thought because

When I think of you I don't feel so alone

I don't feel so alone, I don't feel so alone

As many times as I blink

I'll think of you tonight

When violet eyes get brighter

And heavy wings grow lighter

I'll taste the sky and feel alive again

And I'll forget the world that I knew

But I swear I won't forget you

Oh, if my voice could reach

Back through the past

I'd whisper in your ear

Oh darling, I wish you were here

Lonely.

2009-12-01T08:11:00.000-08:00

here i am sitting,

with you on my mind,

i love you so much,

you're one of a kind..

thinking of you,

with you holding me tight,

counting the stars,

under the moonlight..

giving you chills,

as i whisper in your ears,

hoping you'll never leave,

and you'll always be near,

i live for your smile,

and i dream of your touch..

when i am feeling down,

and need someone to talk to,

i know that you will always be there to bring me through..

i never knew i would miss you like this,

i never thought i would have sleepless nights,

when all my thoughts are of you,

trying to keep you out of my mind is a constant fight..

i miss you,

the way you used to sing,

your smile,

i miss everything..

i love you more than these words can say,

i love you more with each passing day,

i love you whether far or near,

i love you with diminishing fear..

you are the sun that brightens my life,

you are the starts that comfort me through troublesome nights,

you are the soft breeze that makes me laugh,

you're the time spent which makes sadness pass,

you're the earth below,and the sky above,

which fills my world with so much love,

you are my heart,my essence,and breath,

you are my beginning,you are my death..

you're in my dreams,and run through my mind,

you're that angel,who's one of a kind,

from the words that i've written,i hope you see,

you make up everything that's a part of me..

i miss you.

=]

2009-11-23T12:13:00.000-08:00

Romania sucks,seriously..

it's making me feel depressed..

on the brighter side, Christmas's coming..meaning more time to sleep! =D

i know,i know,thats the lazy side of me..=p

anyway,depression sometimes leads me to writing poems..sometimes it makes sense,sometimes it doesn't,at all..

here's one I wrote today,what to do la right,terlalu emo..couldn help it..

I wanna come back! =[

Whither my love,

Wherever you be,

Through time and space,

Take your heart,

Nearer to me,

My love is strong,my spirit weak,

It is an answer that I seek,

A question that burns within this fire,

So I may hear my heart's desire,

Return thy love,

Wherever you may be,

Through time and space,

Just come back to me,

I now open my heart to you,

To reveal the secrets that it holds,

Bring forth the passion of love's fire,

Let me hear about your desires,

From strike of twelve till the end of time,

That's how long,this poem is for,

If to abate my lovely heart,

Nothing in this world can break us apart,

Together our love can conquer all,

I never knew I could ever be this strong,

Your love will forever reside in my heart,

You're my everything,the sun that shines above you,

Makes the bluebird sing,

The stars that twinkle way up in the sky,

They tell me I'm in love,

When I kiss your lips,

I feel the spark of lightning rolling to my finger tips,

And all the while,my head has been a spine deep within,

I'm in love,you're my everything,and nothing else matter,but the love you bring..

>.<

I Live My Life For You..

2009-11-14T07:22:00.000-08:00

Though i know distance is an obstacle,

I need to let you know,

that i think of you each day,

and i feel you here somehow..

Within every heartbeat,

I give you my all,

because you mean so much to me,

let me catch you when you fall..

i'd give the world to have you in my arms,

to hold you close once again,

to re-live each second i spent with you,

baby i just wish u knew..

My heart would travel miles,

to see one of your smiles,

my arms feel cold and empty,

because you aren't here holding me..

i miss your touch,

i miss having you close,

your love is like a drug,

for you,I'll die of an overdose..

For you I'll spend my nights awake,

every sacrifice i'm willing to make,

Baby,I Need to let you know,

That you mean this universe to me,

That distance can't compete,

When its true love, its meant to be..

No one will ever take your place,

For you i'll go to the other space,

And Though i'm far away,

In my heart our love will stay,

my love has no boundaries,

Its brighter then the sun,

And deeper then the ocean,

unselfish and unconditional,

from the depths of my heart..

I'll burn my self into ashes,

And send myself in the air,

i'll ask the wind to take me,

To that place where we belong..

You see that place isnt that far,

Its closer than your favorite star,

Its right on the left side of my chest,

its the perfect place,it's the best..

Hold on to our memories,

Swear to me you wont let them go,

I love you more than everything,

I just had to let you know..

Bugsy,missing you so much..>.<

>.<

2009-11-08T07:32:00.000-08:00

I.........

All my bags are packed
I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin'
This early morn
The taxi's waitin'
He's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could cry

[Chorus:]
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe I hate to go

I.........
There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I tell you now
They don't mean a thing
Every place I go
I think of you
Every song I sing
I sing for you
When I come back
I'll wear your wedding ring

[Chorus]

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time
Let me kiss you
Close your eyes
I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the time when I don't have to say........

='[

2009-11-04T03:50:00.000-08:00

yeah,yeah

I'm back

well,lets cut to the chase

Got my visa today..which means I'm leaving..=[

and dad says I'm leaving this Saturday..which is like only 3 friggin days away!

no way in hell am i gonna let that happen =p

so hmmmm,was feeling real shitty..cause now,the time has finally come..right?

and thats when Anukah sent me this..=)

In moments of sorrow I will uplift your spirits.
You stand in daylight,
But still live in the darkness of ignorance.
I will walk into your life
And will shed true light of love.
In the periods of desperation,
I will stand before you, I will be the answer!
In your failings, I will take the blame,
In your success,
I will prompt words of encouragement.
In times of loneliness, I will fill your heart with joy,
In cases of uncertainty, I will lead.
When virtues fall and morals blacken,
I will unveil the impurity.
It takes only a single thought,
It takes only a single word,
The name of the Lord!
Call Me today,
Call Me now!
I will come,
I will come to save you from yourselves.

From : 'Sai Darshan' - Part III

somehow,it made me feel better..=]

much much better!

thank you so much BESAR! =p

gonna miss you like so bloody much!

2009-09-04T10:18:00.000-07:00

Well,been ages since I blogged
Not like I have much to blog about
But anyway,ermmm,life's been,ermmm,sad?
Me leaving soon,VERY soon actually,and leaving behind everyone?
It's gonna be hard adjusting myself back to how I was before when I was there
Waking up early for classes,cooking my own food,being alone? and bla bla bla
Just not in the mood to leave
Haih
And yet,I haven't really cried when I think about it?
Maybe reality hasn't struck me yet

I know it will pretty soon
=(

2009-08-17T10:31:00.001-07:00

The FRAY - Heartless from IE HAGY on Vimeo.

2009-08-09T20:32:00.000-07:00

And God said," Thou shall blog!"..

So tadaa! here I am! =p

haha..noticed I havent blogged sometime now,but I dont have much to blog about either..

kaykay..first things first,ermmm, yesterday was someone's birthday, a baby actually..haha!
and he goes by the name of Jothiswaran..=p

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN! eh,silap silap, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY! =p

haha..kidding je la..hope you had a good time yesterday..=)

and oh,met Mr.Velu after such a long time,like like close to around 4 years?
gosh..and and he was still as sarcastic and rude as ever! haha
but we all still love him dont we! =)

kinda reminds me of Dr.House at times..lol

andthenandthen, this topic about H1N1 came up as were "lepakin" at the dining table..=p

and oh,it seems kan,our bloody government are actually trying to hide many other cases of this disease as they didnt want the public to panic..like bodoh weyh!

i mean,they're afraid if people get to know,we'd start locking ourselves at home and not go to work and all,thus they think that our country's economy and stuff would go down the drain and all,*not like its down the drains already*..haha!

so yeah,they were actually a few cases here in Ipoh which resulted in deaths and wasnt reported at all!
and a very reliable source says, the doctor at our local GH had a meeting recently and decided to clear a whole 2 floors to make space for new cases that they predict will be coming soon..like a whole lot of them!

lets just hope they're wrong..=s

so start wearing your masks everyone!

and I also heard those mofo's increased the price of the masks too uh..as its not a controlled item by the government..
ish!
MOFOMOFOMOFO!

cari untung je..

till next time..la revedere!

Who Needs A Camera..

2009-07-28T20:28:00.000-07:00

…when you can draw this well. Juan Francisco Casas is an amazing artist who draws super realistic images using a blue ball point pen. Oh, and hit the jump to see the scale of his work!

Hey There Delilah

2009-07-22T20:38:00.000-07:00

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

The first time I saw you,I liked you,the moment we started talking to each other,I fell in love with you,
Here I am,about to pour my heart out in this post..

This post is gonna be one hell of an emo-fied/lovey dovey kinda post..cause well, I am feeling that way..just cant help it..

Pretty soon,it'll be just like in the song above,
I'd be a thousand miles away,probably more,not really sure how far Romania is,but the point is,
I may be far,the distance may change,but my love for you wouldn't..
It's just a few years,and I'll be back home soon..

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

I know I'll never find someone else like you even if it takes another million years,
so please don't say it's not the end of the world if I ever lose you,cause if I ever do, it might as well be the end of the world for me.

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

I just have too many things to say right now,but I've no idea which to say first..
ermmm, you asked if i can wait another few years, and I said, I would,I've already waited all these years for you,what more difference can another few do?

and yet,I'm afraid,and you know very well what I'm afraid of..

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

I know I'll miss you like crazy,
Hope you will too,
This ain't gon' be easy,
I'd do anything just to be with you..

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This one's for you

How much I wish I can stay, and I'm already trying to work something out,
I really hope it does,cause without you by my side, my angel,my guide,
I know I would die..

Never forget the promises I made to you,and no,this is not me trying to bribe you.. =p
" Venice,Paris, Bali" =)

I've always loved you,am loving you,and will never stop loving you,
and if I ever do,
it just means I'm now watching over you from the heavens above,
and I promise I will always be your guardian angel..=)

Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

A Collection of Sayings by Sathya Sai Baba =]

2009-07-21T20:22:00.001-07:00

Simply beautiful..=]

http://inyourheart.com.au/PAGES/index.html

Kena tagged by Vinosha! =p

2009-07-18T06:46:00.000-07:00

1. Besides your lips, where is the favorite spot to get kissed?

neck! =D

2.How did you feel when you woke up this morning?

lazy!

3.Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?

ermmm,mum? haha!

.4.Would you consider yourself spoiled?

very

5.Will you ever donate blood?

already did! i know i know,aku terlalu baik! =D

6.Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?

yeaurp

.7.Do you want someone to be dead?

hell yeah!

8.What does your last text message say?

call la..

9.What are u thinking right now?

i miss her =)

10. Do you want someone to be with you now?

OH YESYES!

11.What was the time you went to bed last night?

ermmm,2.45 a.m to be precise =p

12.Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?

F.O.S

13.Is someone on your mind right now?

there always is..haha

14.Who was the last person who text you?

Bugsy =p

TEN Lucky Person to do this quiz.

1. Venisri
2. Kishaniah
3. Sharon
4. Kerissa! / Cowwy! =p
5. Sangeet
6. Lawrence
7. Shalani Akka
8. Shandrabhannu
9. Neevian
10. Ruby

15.Who is no.2 having a relationship with?

haha..no one,I THINK! =p

16. Is no. 3 a male or a female?

female

17. If no.7 and no.1 get together, would it be a good?

HAHAHA! of course it'd be good,they'd be LESBOS! =p

18. What is no.1 studying about?

Form 6

19. when was the last time you chatted with them?

ermm,ermm..

20. Is no. 4 single?

dont think so =p

21. Say something about no.2

she's my P.A..haha!

22.What do you think about no. 2 and no. 6 being together?

HAHAHA! oh nooo! she's too young anyway..=p

23. Describe no.9.

hell of a joker weyh! the best! =D

24. What will you do if no.6 and no.7 fight?

No.6 doesn like fighting..he's a lover,not a fighter..haha!

25. Do you like no.5?

OF COURSE! know her since I was 4 tau..=]

2009-07-16T10:54:00.000-07:00

MySpace Music Playlist at MixPod.com

a little song i'm into right now
and yes,this is for you Bugsy! =)

Lyrics

I've been beaten down,
I've been kicked around,
But she takes it all for me.
And I lost my faith,
In my darkest days,
But she makes me want to believe.

They call her love, love, love, love, love.
They call her love, love, love, love, love.
She's all I need.

Well I had my ways,
They were all in vain,
And she waited patiently.
It was all the same,
All my pride and shame,
And she put me on my feet.

[ Parachute Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
They call her love, love, love, love, love.
They call her love, love, love, love, love.
They call her love, love, love, love, love.
She is love, and she is all I need.

And when that world slows down, dear,
And when those stars burn out, here,
Oh she'll be here.
Yes she'll be here.

They call her love, love, love, love, love.
They call her love, love, love, love, love.
They call her love, love, love, love, love.
They call her love, love, love, love, love.
She is love, and she is all I need.
She is love, and she is all I need.
She is love, and she is all I need.

She's all I need.

be blown away! =D

2009-07-13T11:16:00.001-07:00

2009-07-11T22:22:00.000-07:00

obsessed?

maybe! =)

2009-07-11T18:39:00.000-07:00

Just don't drop it inside =p

2009-07-10T00:13:00.000-07:00

why are you so paranoid?

-Kanye West

Picasso!

2009-07-06T02:51:00.000-07:00

These are drawings made with light by Picasso. LIFE photographer Gjon Mili visited Picasso in 1949. Mili showed the artist some of his photographs of ice skaters with tiny lights affixed to their skates jumping in the dark -- and Picasso's mind began to race. The series of photographs that follows -- Picasso’s light drawings -- were made with a small flashlight in a dark room; the images vanished almost as soon as they were created.

awesome ain't it? =)

Love Symphony

2009-07-02T23:12:00.000-07:00

To, Bugsy..

As the sun dawns above the hillcrest,
So does the joy of my heart,
Beautiful rays of warmth and love,
From her,I'll never depart..

Fresh dew upon the grass,
Little birds chirp in their nests,
I watch her gently sleep,
My love to her, I silently profess..

As I enjoy the stillness and calm,
Watching her smile and dream,
She brings me to stillness and peace,
Like that of a slow flowing stream..

My heart and soul flow with love,
And I smile,as I quietly reflect,
I've been handed a sweet princess,
A sweet princess to love and to protect..

A vow to myself i make,
As she quietly sleeps away,
To love and always cherish her,
Until my last breath..until my last day..

=)

Miss Me When I'm Gone

2009-07-02T22:29:00.000-07:00

he's gone..
yes,Michael Jackson's gone..=[
wouldn't say i'm a HUGE fan of him ke apa
but then,i grew up listening to his songs..
even thought he was gay once
haha!

but yeah,he's gone =[ *emo*

Sudden deaths of famous persons are often followed by conspiracy theories. Decades after the assassinations of President Kennedy and Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. as well as the sudden deaths of Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana, speculation continues..

some say he's still alive,faked his death or something
and the Russians say he's been assassinated by the CIA,bla bla bla..

Ermmm, I was watching this movie about aliens the other day when this struck me..

WHAT IF,Michael has actually been abducted by aliens from some planet far far away,more like some 300 million light years away from here..

how did they travel this far to earth when they are like 300 million light years away you ask?

easy,they use black holes as shortcuts! making space traveling much faster! =D *idea curi-ed from Race to Witchmountain =p*

So,back to my point,Michael Jackson,being the KING OF POP and one hell of a legendary entertainer on earth,definitely drew attention of the aliens,for I don't think there's any other "Michael Jackson" anywhere else,one of a kind I'd say,especially on their planet!

and lets not forget his oh-so-famous Moonwalk!
I bet the aliens were dead curious when they heard about this,cause well, MOON? WALK?
which alien would've ever thought of that? haha!
so,they wanted him (Michael Jackson) to perform it LIVE on their planet of course!
let the alien nation see the great king of moonwalks themselves!
haha!

Thus,when the U.S government found out about this, and well,we all know they've been hiding the truth about aliens from the public for centuries now,cloaking them behind many other conspiracies,and they replaced Michael's body with a wax figure or or a silicon dummy,and made it all look like he died of overdose! pfffft! like we'd fall for THAT!

I say he'd be back someday, with his memory erased completely, but I sure do hope he still remembers his moonwalk..=p

At this very moment now,millions of aliens gather to watch the greatest entertainer alive performing his moonwalk! and oh,his bloody expensive diamond encrusted gloves too! I'm gonna miss them! haih..and now,the aliens too,hail the King of Pop! =D

People,this post was utter rubbish..I have no idea why I posted this..=p

but hey,I might be right kan? LOL!

2009-07-02T19:48:00.000-07:00

Being a huge Disney fan,these made me laugh..=p

>.<

2009-06-17T22:53:00.000-07:00

I Miss You..

As this feeling penetrates the heart deeply,
The days go by ever so slowly,
Sunrise to sunset,there's only you in my memory,
This heaviness sets in,as my eyes become teary..

Looking outside,I see the moon shining ever so brightly,
Illuminating darkness,giving hope to many,
But no matter how hard I stare at nature's beauty,
It just isn't as magical without you beside me or as good as you are to me..

The alarm rings and birds are chirping noisily,
A new day and a new beginning it should be,
But the same yearning occupies my mind so strongly,
Because in my heart the love for you burns eternally..

For you my angel,I would die,
I'd pick all the stars from the sky,
And give them all just for you,
To let you know how much I love you..

My princess,I'll love you through all aternity,
I would do anything just for you,
I wrote this poem from my heart,
Just to let you know you're my sweetheart..

From the depths of my heart,with love,

I Miss You Bugsy..=]

Kenangan Terindah..

2009-06-10T03:30:00.001-07:00

hmmmm..
i used to sing this song everyday once
and i was reminded of it again today..
awesome song..

Lyrics

Aku yang lemah tanpamu
Aku yang rentan karena
cinta yang tlah hilang darimu
yang mampu menyanjungku

Selama mata terbuka
Sampai jantung tak berdetak
selama itu pun
aku mampu tuk mengenangmu

Darimu, kutemukan hidupku
Bagiku, kau lah cinta sejati

Bila yang tertulis untukku
Adalah yang terbaik untukmu
Kan kujadikan kau kenangan
Yang terindah dalam hidupku
Namun takkan mudah bagiku
Meninggalkan jejak hidupku
Yang telah terukir abadi
Sebagai kenangan yang terindah
Bila yang tertulis untukku
Adalah yang terbaik untukmu
Kan kujadikan kau kenangan
Yang terindah dalam hidupku
Namun takkan mudah bagiku
Meninggalkan jejak hidupku
Yang telah terukir abadi
Sebagai kenangan yang terindah

2009-06-04T18:25:00.001-07:00

HOW HOT MORE CAN SHE GET?!

haha!
i used to have fantasies of her,but dont we all do?
haha!

until i read THIS that is!

MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

what a total turn off uh?

LOL!

Kanye's Paranoid Official Video! just released today! =D

2009-06-04T09:42:00.000-07:00

KANYE WEST "PARANOID" feat: RIHANNA Dir: NABIL from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

>.<

2009-06-02T21:14:00.000-07:00

BUGSY!
this one's for you! =]

2009-06-02T07:25:00.000-07:00

KerrI!
you gotta watch this!
haha!

remember during Sunburst Kl,Pharrell was here right
he didnt get to see me,so he g!ot all cuckoo!
haha!

kidding!

but but on the way back to US from Malaysia,he had his transit in Paris,and he went to McDonalds there and tried to make them open as early as 6 am as he wanted to have BIG MAC!
haha!

watch the video!
it's hilarious! =p

2009-06-02T05:56:00.000-07:00

For those who watched MTV movie awards yesterday,you'd know exactly what i'm gonna talk about hereafter.

haha!
remember the dude who played Borat?
yeah! that gay dude..haha
Bruno or something
haha!

so,guess what happened at the awards yesterday?
Bruno wanted to play a prank,and he chose Eminem as his victim.
he was descended from the rafters dressed as some sort of angel - if an angel would be wearing wings, a white gladiator's costume and a jockstrap that is..and somehow,he got stuck mid-air..
He landed directly on Eminem, who had just returned to his seat after performing,until his legs were on either side of the rapper's head and his bare buttocks were exposed..for real!

Eminem's bodyguards quickly came to the rescue and Eminem left the place and boy did he look pissed!
haha!

here's the video!

MTV Shows

2009-06-01T09:01:00.000-07:00

Twilight's new moon trailer is out!
and its A W E S O M E!
haha!

2009-05-29T17:11:00.001-07:00

some pictures i found on the net that made me laugh! LOL!

2009-05-29T08:04:00.001-07:00

future christiano ronaldo maybe? =p

MTV's Global Warming Video

2009-05-26T07:15:00.000-07:00

watch this and do your part! We're running out of time. This short was created by Ubik for MTV to raise awareness to the issue of Global Warming

2009-05-25T06:25:00.000-07:00

I WANT! I WANT! I WANT!
=p

2009-05-25T04:11:00.000-07:00

her name's Julia Dales
she's 17 this year
she hails from canada

and she won the first Beatbox Battle Online World Championship 2009
you gotta hear it to believe it
seriously..

2009-05-22T19:53:00.000-07:00

emo mood now =[

never knew Kris could be so talented..

was blinded by Adam's sense of style..haha

i love this song by Kris

To make you feel my love..=]

MySpace Music Playlist at MixPod.com

Lyrics

When the rain is blowing in your face
And the whole world is on your case
I would offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love
When the evening shadows and the stars appear
And there is no one to dry your tears
I could hold you for a million years
To make you feel my love
I know you haven't made your mind up yet
But I would never do you wrong
I've known it from the moment that we met
No doubt in my mind where you belong
I'd go hungry, I'd go blind for you
I'd go crawling down the aisle for you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
To make you feel my love
The storms are raging on a rolling sea
Down the highway of regret
The winds of change are blowing wild and free
But you ain't seen nothing like me yet
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
Go to the ends of the earth for you
Make you happy, make your dreams come true
To make you feel my love

2009-05-20T08:16:00.000-07:00

how cool can the future get!?
check out this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TBndcBjQFM

the jetpack's slated to be available later this year!
=]

=]

2009-05-17T08:11:00.000-07:00

this is one heck of an awesome song!
haha

Faizal Tahir is like one of my favourite malaysian artist!
one cause he's good,
second cause he likes superman!
cam aku..=p
haha!

listen to this song la kay?

Sampai Syurga by Faizal Tahir

*and Bugsy,this song is for you.. =D*

and oh,please do pause my blog punya lagu before listening!

and this is him playing it live..

Lyrics

Ku membenarkan jiwaku
Untuk mencintaimu
Ku persembahkan hidupku
Untuk bersama kamu

Dan diriku untuk kamu
Belum pernah kumerasai begitu

Semua itu telah berlalu
Harapanku palsu
Dan mungkin hari yang satu
Terus ku tertunggu

Di hatiku masih kamu
Belum pernah ku ingin terus memburu

Aku lemah tanpa kamu
Ku inginmu dampingi ku
Aku fahami aku bukan terbaik
Untuk dirimu

Sampai syurga ku menunggu
Sampai syurga ku cinta mu
Hanya satu
Hanya kamu

Ku membiarkan hatiku
Untuk merinduimu
Ku menghamparkan sakitku
Untuk tatapan kamu

Bersamamu harapanku
Hilang dalam terang yang membutakanku

Aku lemah tanpa kamu
Ku inginmu dampingi ku
Aku fahami aku bukan terbaik
Untuk dirimu

Sampai syurga ku menunggu
Sampai syurga ku cintamu
Hanya kamu

Dan segala yang ku ada
Ku berikan semua
Untuk dirimu saja

Ku mahu dirimu
Bahagia untuk selamanya
Biar sampai syurga
Aku menunggu cinta darimu
Agar ku sempurna

Aku fahami aku bukan terbaik
Untuk dirimu
Namun aku tetap aku
Yang terbaik tuk diriku

Hanya satu

Aku lemah tanpa kamu
Ku inginmu dampingi ku

Aku fahami aku bukan terbaik

Untuk dirimu

Sampai syurga ku menunggu
Sampai syurga ku cintamu
Hanya kamu

2009-05-14T08:48:00.000-07:00

there!
i finally uploaded it selepas mendapat kebenaran dari pihak-pihak atasan,meaning Kishaniah!
haha!

it's not that good la,but it's a start la kan? =p

i like the PINK!

that was sooooo GAYYYYY! LOL!

2009-05-12T10:42:00.000-07:00

hey bloggie!
lama tak blog..=p

haha!
been quite busy with stuffs..first had this easwaramma day sketch thingy for the teen youths,then..ermmm,ermmm,nothing else?
eh,but this one thing was enough to keep me busy okay..
haha!

the sketch went perfectly fine! thanks to all the teens!
good job guys! and this time,when i say "guys",it doesn mean i'm addressing the guys only kay,i said in like a universal way of calling everyone..LOL!

then then oh,downloaded some new brushes for photoshop today,had to help Kishaniah with some designs for her interact tee..
glad she liked the outcome!
haha!
i was worrying it might get rejected..pfffft! =p

i dont know if i should upload the design here..haha! gotta ask her permission first la kan..
HAKCIPTA TERPELIHARA!
haha!

then,ermmm,i miss her..haha
ignore that..=p

gonna tweet now!
oh oh,right,twitter is extremely fun weyh!
wait,didn i say that already in my last post? ermmm..maaf!
haha!

La Revedere people! *that's goodbye in romanian* =p

Get twitting!

2009-05-03T23:02:00.000-07:00

just got myself a twitter account..
haha!
it's not all bad actually

i'm starting to get hooked to it!

you guys should try it =]

2009-04-30T11:25:00.000-07:00

>.<

This is a story straight from the heart,
about a girl and how her world began to fall apart

It all started when she met a boy that made her life complete,
Just thinking of him made her heart skip a beat

They were the couple everyone wanted to be,
There were no imperfections,as either one could see

As months passed,they fell more in love and were less aware,
Of how life turns always so unfair

She realized there was no way she could win,
And one day,she finally gave in

He said I cannot let you go,
She pulled away whispering no

She turned,a tear slid down her cheek,
She stood there speechless,forgetting how to speak

Months passed,things got better at home,
But she still felt she was all alone

Her life had no more color,just black and white,
Even a smile turned out to be a fight

One fine day,came a prince,
On a white horse to save her,he came

She never noticed him as he walked pass by,
It all changed,when he opened up and said "hi"

He was happy,that they were finally talking,
She just smiled,and joined his walking

And everday,they talked a little more,
And everyday, he began to like her a little more than before

As months passed,she became more aware,
About how life's not that unfair

Now here comes the boys part of the story,

He fell more and more in love with her with each passing day,
Love is definitely blind,as they say

The best part is,the boy here would be me,
So let me pour my heart here,just like it should be

I wish i could put into words,how i feel,
Write you a song,prove to you it's real

I promise with you forever I'll stay,
To keep harm to you away

I'll give you hugs,that only i can give,
I'll honor and protect you, as long as I shall live

I promise to be here with you,just like you'll be there for me,
I'll bring happiness to your eyes, love you deeper than the sea

By your side I'll always be,
On that,you can always trust me

I'll never hurt you,you'd have no fears,
I'd give up anything, just to wipe away your tears

You laughed when I said I'd give my life for you,
What do i have to do,to show it's true

I promise to treat you,as every women shall be,
my beautiful princess,show you off,
for everyone to see

You'd say this is no fairytale,
And you're not my princess,

But I'll always be your fairytale prince,to catch you when you fall,
And you shall always be the queen of my heart, till the end of time

=]

2009-04-14T06:29:00.000-07:00

No cards written on the shelf,
Can ever tell you how i feel,
And the love i have in my heart,
No one can ever steal

It's so hard to put the feelings i have into words,
Sitting here lost in the thoughts of you,
But the three words i'll always say,
Will be I Love You

Closing my eyes,it's your smile that i see,
In your arms,is where i wanna be,
No word is good enough to describe you,
Baby can't you see i'm madly in love with you

Your smile,makes me go weak,
Your tears,make mine start to leak,
I've always thought i am strong,
Now i realise,I was wrong

Her beautiful eyes,are nothing like ours,
They're so deep and bright,you'd think they were stars,
She could put anyone under her spell,
But she doesn't know how i feel,and i'm afraid to tell

Your eyes,
Is what really got me hypnotized,
And that gorgeous smile,
Makes me wanna go that extra mile

I want to tell you how i feel,
Because every time i see you,it's my heart you steal,
Feeling weak i am also scared,
What if i tell you,and you just don't care?

Just know that it is you i wish for,
When i see a shooting star,
I promise to never hurt you or leave your side

Someday i may disappear,
And the flowers will die away,
But the love that i have for you in me,
That will always stay,
I will love you to the end,
This will grow,it will never end

The Shakespeare of Idiots =]

my first ever ticket almost! haha!

2009-04-12T08:51:00.000-07:00

okayokay!
so here's the thing..

it was almost 2.30pm..and i left home in a hurry to go pick my brother up from his class..
so,i was just wearing my usual tee and shorts and left home with my mum's car

i needed to go get my handphone from the repair shop,and so i used a different route to get to the shop and wanted to collect my phone before picking him up..
i didn even bother to buckle up my seat belt,and was pandu-ing quite fast..

there's this corner near first garden,the place where i was heading to,and you wont be able to see whats ahead of you until you take that corner la kan..
never in my wildest dreams that i thought there'd be a police block there!

haha!
i mean,it wasnt exactly a block,but the patrol car was parked on the side,and it was js some random check by the cops..
and the moment i saw them,i slowed down,but didn have enough time to buckle my seat belt! goddammit! ish!

so he waved his red flag at me,and pointed me to pull up to the side..
i wind down the window as one of the cop came towards my car,there were two of them la right,and he said,

"tak pakai tali pinggang ye? bagi lesen"

i clumsily took my wallet out and took out my license and ic..
i was so damn bloody nervous and was afraid my dad would kill me if i show him the ticket i'm about to get!

and another thing was,it was kinda my dream to get a speeding ticket as my first ever ticket in life.
haha!
not that i want to get one but then,adalah glamour sikit kan..=p

can show off kat kawan semua..haha!
so when the thought of me getting a ticket for not wearing a seat belt came to mind,i was feeling so malu-fied weyh!
haha!

and then there's the dad with a samurai sword image in my mind again,and i was bloody scared!
haha!

after looking at my license,he said,
"keluar kejap,mari bayar saman"

i was like shyt! how much is it gonna be weyh? 150 or 300?!
haha!

either way i dont have that much of cash with me!
i mean,i do la,but why nak waste!
i'd rather go get the padini shirt i wanted! =p

so i stepped out of the car,and followed him to his patrol car..
the other cop,who was a much younger dude compared to the cop who pulled me over,started taking down my ic number and all on a paper..
then this convo took place,

the cop asked,
"tahu kan kalau bawa kereta kena pakai tali pinggang?"
"tahu bang,tapi aku datang kedai kejap aje,rumah pun dekat aje"
"semua orang pun bagi alasan sama..tapi masih kena pakai kan?"

then the other cop came in,
"masa belajar pandu ada ajar kan? nape tak ikut?"

then i apologised la,but still he kept on writing..
then this older cop started asking,
"kerja ke belajar?"
"Belajar abang"
"mana?"
"luar negara,kat europe"
"belajar apa?"
"perubatan bang"
"oh,biasiswa ke?"
"takde la bang,duit ayah"
"sekarang cuti?"
"yea bang,3 bulan"

i was just so bloody nervous that i js crapped whatever that came to my mind..haha!
then he asked all sorts of shyt like where my dad's working,this and that..
and finally like after what seemed like ages,
he said,
"jadi sekarang kena bayar saman la ye"
"berapa bang?"
"tak payah bayar sini,bayar sana" *pointing his finger god knows where*
"tapi saya takde duit bang"
"tu lah,lain kali pakai tali pinggang,mana you nak pergi tadi?"
"kedai makan bang,nak beli makanan untuk adik"*pointing my finger to a restaurant nearby*
"ada duit ke?"
"ada,untuk makanan saja la bang" *i think he was hinting on a bribe here* LOL!

i didnt know what else to do,
so i gave him that muka 10 sen..haha!
and miraculously,he said,
"takpe,you pun tak kerja lagi,lain kali jangan buat"
and he gave my license and ic back! just like that!
haha!

i didn know what else to say,so i said,
"terima kasih bang!"
"takpe,lain kali jangan buat lagi,sekarang naik dan pakai tali pinggang"
"yea bang,terima kasih"

and i just walked to my car and got in..
and this part is damn interesting weyh,
i was about to start my car when i suddenly hear a girls voice calling my name from outside on the left side of the car,and guess who it was?

SWEE LI!

haha!
she was on the inside of the food stall area,right above the main road where i got pulled over..
so i said,"hey! what you doing here? wait,i'll come there!"
haha!
and i was still shaking on the inside weyh!
and i was thinking to myself,of all the time to bump into someone i know,NOW?!?!
haha!

and then drove near where she parked her car with the cops still looking at me from the roadside..
haha!
she asked apa jadi and all,so i cerita-ed la
and then her mum also came and asked..
malu weyh!
haha!

in conclusion, i almost got myself a ticket,but i didnt!
wheeee!
haha!
=p

attack of the bisexual spiders!

2009-04-01T06:25:00.000-07:00

it was april fools day today..
i wonder which fool created that?
haha
anyway,didn't get pranked cause i know i was too good for them =p

and about the title,ish!
the spiders tried to attack me! in my car! again!

it was like this la right,
i had to go to school to pick up my brother,
so so
as i was driving,suddenly dapat phone call pulak..
so i answered the phone,and looked around kalau ada police nampak
cause i was driving and was on the phone la kan..=p

the moment i turned to my right,i saw this huge effin bloody spider on the inside of my car!
right above my head!

and as you guys would know if you read my very first post in this blog,
the last time i saw a spider in my car,it had only seven legs *yes,kesian,it's disabled/cacat*
and i already chased it out..i didnt kill it though,BAD KARMA! haha!

but as i said,spiders are definitely bisexuals and i think the one i chased away laid some eggs and now they're all grown up!

haha!
and so,i immediately opened the door and went out of the car
dont worry,i wasnt in the middle of the road,i stopped it at the side dulu..=p

i terus ambil a paper and pushed it into the drain..
lol!
it didnt die though,i think it knows how to swim
like come on,
it has eight bloody legs la!
i bet it knows how to swim!
=p

so,2 spiders gone..
i wonder how many are still left in my car! LOL!

but sometimes kan,i wish it has just bit me,
manalah tau..
i can be the next labah-labah man! haha!

2009-03-26T12:20:00.000-07:00

*ignore the date,cacat edi*

awesome la weyh..
now you guys know why i hate streamyx so much!

ishish!
cant wait for P1 Wimax to come to IPOH! =(

oh santa,i know it's not even christmas yet,but please make them come to ipoh!

love,
the-dude-who-wants-a-faster-internet-speed =p

2009-03-26T11:09:00.000-07:00

felt like blogging tetiba..
so tadaaaa! =p

haha..i've just been told that Sharon and her gang make fun of aku at school!
i mean,why la deyh?
pity me la..
haha!
but if it makes you guys laugh,then okay la..haha!

and and people,whatever you hear about me is NOT TRUE!
or maybe it is,or not,or it is..
LOL!
i dont know!
haha!

and and i keep laughing eveytime i think of sharon's favourite word,BERBONDING!

she even uses that in sentences like this,
"I was berbonding with the grass just now"
haha!

she's funny,i know..=p

and Kish seems to be joining her edi nowadays..haha!

and and oh,
another thing,
it's not fat la deyh!
ishish!

Aurora

2009-03-25T10:12:00.000-07:00

sunburst kl was held last week..and i couldn't go..
sadsadsad!
you ask why?
well,my so cekap-in dad forgot that i was going and left me with my brother and sister to KEdah for some crap meeting!
and and i couldnt just leave my brother and sister at home all alone la kan..
so i stayed back home..
does that make me a good brother then? =p
haha!

and yes,i missed N.E.R.D! and a whole lot of other awesome acts! ='(
of course there's still next year,but first of all,you guys should know i wont be in Malaysia at that time,and second,god knows when Pharrell would come to malaysia next! =(

lucky me,i got Meera and Kerri to get me pictures of pharrell! =p
yay!
and i got tagged in the pictures on facebook by them just so that i wont feel that bad..=p
thank you guys!
haha!

and oh,ermmm,depression's killing me..loads and loads of problems with dad..
*sigh*

you know what,i'm just too lazy to blog right now..more of too depressed actually..catch ya guys later. gonna go into my emo mood! =p

i mean, =(.

2009-03-18T11:07:00.000-07:00

i so gotta blog about this weyh..

around ten,i picked my brother from his tuition and was heading back home..
and i was going at 110 *as usual* on the road cause it was empty la kan
haha!

suddenly,out of a junction came out a Kancil and was going in front of me sooo damn bloody slow!
i had to hit the brakes and slow down so i dont hit her back..
i was so damn pissed weyh!

i immediately shifted down the gear and overtook her..
and here comes the cekap part!

as i overtook her,i turned facing her at the side and wanted to shout out something really nasty,
dont blame me,blame my dad for pissing me off right before i left the house..
haha!

so so when i turned i saw this..
SHE WAS PICKING HER BLOODY NOSE WEYH!
no wonder she was going slower than a snail!
my brother and i started laughing our ass off!
haha!
i just didn have the heart to shout at her anymore,instead i laughed all the way back home!

wish i had my camera ready!
could've snapped her picture la!
haha!

sunburst kl! =p

2009-03-17T07:29:00.000-07:00

i've finally got the tickets for sunburst!
OMG! pharrell,here i come nigga! =p

yeah,yeah..so i got the tickets for sunburst..
and i have no one following me from ipoh..=(

please someone come with me!
get a ticket! it's only 203 bucks!
haha!

but i'm happy i'll be meeting up with KERRISSA!
YAY!
at least someone to go with..
and i really kesian her for bugging me to come for so damn long and i finally gave in just today..
haha!
can't wait to see N.E.R.D weyh!
hope they perform "LAPDANCE" with all the chicks that were in the video..
so damn hot..*drools* =p

which will never happen knowing our malaysian government..
all kinds of hal will come up..
for example,they might say Pharrell was wearing a "singlet" and performing,so diharamkan di malaysia edi the next time..
HAHA!

idiots!

but hey,KORN PUN MARI WEYH!
and and oh,ESTRANGED TOO!
WHEEEEE! =p

on another note,just finished designing the tee for our Sai Teen Youths people..
but too bad,anne asked me to change the font edi..ish!
cause it wasn clear he says..haha
so i did,just havent upload the picture yet..=p

but then,now i've changed the font to some graffiti one..
it still looks cool though..=p=p

and oh,btw,this is the back of the shirt..
kat depan ada logo la..
malas nak upload..LOL!

aku benci streamyx! =(

2009-03-14T19:50:00.001-07:00

ish! so damn bloody pissed!
tak guna la streamyx ni..
dont they know it's been days since i blogged and my fans semua are dying without me? =p
okay,i think i exaggerated just a tincy bit..haha!

the connection has been really bad weyh..
everytime i even wanna download a song,i'd have to go to Silibin Corner which is the nearest place to my crib with good wifi..the food sucks though,just so you know..LOL!

think it's time for me to get broadband la weyh..
But Kishaniah said celcom punya broadband teruk,so i think maxis it is..
haha!
anyone got contacts there tak? maybe can get discount sikit..=p=p

Brass Knuckles

2009-03-09T07:42:00.000-07:00

there's a reason why i put that as my post title!
and benji knows why..now shhhhhhhhhh! do not tell anyone aight! =p

OKAAAAAAAAY! now back to business..
i'm blogging after so shitty long,ish!

My birthday went on without anything at home..yes,not even a cake! saddening right! ='(
blame the weather!
thought of going lepakin,but it started raining heavily,and dad got all sleepy and just stayed back home!

As Sangeet,Jass,Bharat and Mani weren't in Ipoh at that time,decided to just have a silent nineteenth..
and bharat kept bugging me to come to KL to celebrate my birthday with some clubbing and "drinks"..haha!
and i did plan to go there,just wasn't sure when..LOL!

so the next weekend,Mani came down,and we went to Parade to lepak a lil..
and Nitha got me this awesome shirt as a gift!

it reads,
I CAUSE BREAK-UPS

AWESOME RIGHT!
haha!
picture will be below later..=p

the next weekend,which was 2 days ago,bharat,sangeet and jass were here,except for mani..
and little did i know that on the night we were supposed to hang out,they planned this surprised birthday party! LOL!
and it was seriously a surprise! didn't know how they managed to pull it off with me being the one-who-knows-everything around with them all the time!
but before that,we went Jusco to lepak..
watched Street Fighter:Legend of Chun Li
and boy did Kristin Kreuk looked HOT!

haha!

Jass was so eager to cook spaghetti the whole day but just didn have the time to do so..
Finally,she made them for dinner!
and it was effin' good weyh!
not bad for a first timer at all!
haha!

Vishnu and Jivan came that night bringing some vanilla flavoured cigars and some beers..=p
but just so that you know,i dont drink beer! haha!

and and Bharat had bacardi!
so we sipped some Bacardi 50 cent style..haha!
so we had cigars,alcohol and friends that care about you,what else could a guy possible want more!
haha!

I really had loads of fun with them and guys,i love you! =D
definitely gonna miss these moments when i go back to romania!
i dont wanna go la! ='(

anyway,the pictures! =D=D

Sangeet and Samantha met each other after so damn long! and they cried weyh! touching betul! =p
This is the tee nitha bought me! =D
love you adik!

Born Posers! =p

I feel like a celebrity la weyh! haha!

posing lagi!
and then we met this monkey! =p=p
LI LI!
thats what i call her la..haha

Sangeet:This is a real bad ass! =p

you can just feel the love between them la weyh! haha!

and then there comes the drama queen! that book must have been written by her! LOL!

they wanted a picture with the cake all over my face,so i gave them one! =p
and somehow,i feel Twinkle has been getting some posing lessons by someone i know..haha!

the happy family,and guys,the beer can was already emptied by Kiran..haha!

"Cha,we have bacardi and cigars deyh"
"savadi!"

and yes,i WAS eating spaghetti with my hands! malaysian mah! =p=p

the cake after the damage was done! LOL!

2009-02-20T07:39:00.000-08:00

hey ya! =p

it's been like so effin long since i blogged! but hey,i'm back arent I! LOL!

okay,first thing's first!

ermmm,had an awesome valentines with my family! haha..i mean,my hommies/family! =p
it's the same la..
pictures kat bawah!

*swee li rocking with her yellow shorts! GO SWEE LI! =p=p*

*love them like banyak-banyak!*

and then here comes the best part..haha!
bharat kept talkin about his new shoes ALL NIGHT!

LOL!

*yesyes,it's AWESOME bharat! =p*

and first it was PUNITHA and then KERRISA!
they keep asking for my t-shirt i was wearing that day cause it's soooo damn cute it seems!
haha!

is it really that cute!? *perasan*
LOL!

here comes the sad part..

S as swee li calls her has gone for some dumb camp for like a FRIGGIN WHOLE MONTH!

ishish!
now no one to lepak with edi for one month..
since roti and mani all in kl..

though swee li's only in jelapang..
haha!
but she wont keluar with boys only punya!
ISH! =p=p

no choice but to be patient for one whole bloody month for her to come back!

='(

and now comes my birthday like 6 days after valentines..haha!
why wasn't i born on valentines! more cun right! =p=p

ermmm,though this year punya birthday was like damn effin boring!
kan no kawan kan..ish!

but went out to mamak with Jothis and Ben today though!
haha!
and lepaked at parade with chuaci and tharsh for like kejap today!

didn't camwhore cause yua was like

"i look so bad and you wanna camwhore today?"
haha!
so i just left it there!

i did manage to get one picture of her though! =p

*save the cheerleader,save the world"-Heroes*
LOL!

and and a very HUGE THANKS to semua yang called and texted to wish me! =D

Love you guys!

but but

I STILL WANT VODKA FOR MY BIRTHDAY!
special post on my blog for someone who can get me that! =p=p

haha!

okay,okay
esok gonna go frisbee-ing with my INFUSERS!

weeeeee!
haha
cant wait
maybe can snap more pictures
cause i need PICTURES before i balik romania
dont know when i'd be back next
like in a few years?
then i old edi!

wont look good in pictures!
LOL!

and S! COME BACK FAST! WE ARE ALL MISSING YOU HERE! =(

2009-02-15T07:59:00.000-08:00

Rules:
It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name: Pravin.

2. A four Letter Word: Punk.

3. A boy's Name: Pele..LOL!.

4. A girl's Name: Punitha.

5. An occupation: Pilot!.

6. A color: Pink.

7. Something you'll wear: Pants.

8. A food: Pizza.

9. Something found in the bathroom: Pail.

10. A place: Pakistan.

11. A reason for being late: Pengsan! =p

12. Something you'd shout: Pandi!

13. A movie title: P.S I Love You.

14. Something you drink: Peach rum. =p

15. A musical group: Paramore.

16. An animal: Panda.

17. A street name: Petaling Street.

18. A type of car: Pontiac.

19. The title of a song: Party People.

[ I TAG ]
Sharon!
Kerissa
Toyol!
Lawrence
sweeli
preeta

2009-02-12T09:01:00.000-08:00

This advertisement actually won 8 awards in Cannes!
You ask why?

maybe you should try watchin it..lol

Only in Malaysia and Nowhere else! =p

2009-02-12T08:03:00.000-08:00

You have to check this out! =p

Have fun laughing your ass off! well,I did! HAHA!

tata teitei!

2009-02-09T06:44:00.000-08:00

OMG!OMG!OMG!

this year's thaipusam was a blast! LOL! seriously..and since it's gonna be like my last thaipusam here for the next 5 years,i made sure it was a blast! =p

baik saya mulakan cerita saya..haha..

It was Sunday,8th of February 2009..wait,this sounds like some documentary! LOL!
haha..okay,okay..back to cerita..left rumah around 5..went to Bharat's place..
and he still hasn't taken his shower pulak..ish..useless cowdung la he..
lol..so so waited for him to bermandi and bersiap..then went mani's house..
i just couldn make up my mind whether to wear my jippa or my t shirt..so i asked bharat..and bharat told me to js wear the t shirt..i still wasnt satisfied..so i asked yoga,and he told me to wear the jippa pulak..=p so it's 1 against 1 now..=p then i asked Megha akka,and she told me to wear the t shirt also..but i still wasnt quite convinced yet,as i really wanted to wear the jippa..haha!
so finally,i thought i should have an orang tua punya opinion on this..orang yang betul betul tua la..so asked mani's mum..and she told me to wear the t shirt! and i finally made my choice! the t shirt it is!
LOL!

and so,kita berlepas ke Mariamman Temple with vishnu..and inside the temple,we met up with Sangeet,Jass and Ashmit! then then,preeta and smita were there too! oh,and Thevin too..haha!
was watchin the people getting into trance and having their mouth pierced..ish..scary!
wish i could get into a trace like that and have my eyebrow pierced! haha! =p

sangeet was the one who was beria ria nak tengok orang getting pierced..haha..i dont knw what fun she gets from that la! LOL! =p
Bharat just couldnt control himself from moving to the beats of the urumi! haha..he soooooooo wanted to dance..
we had to control him and tell him to wait..LOL!

we were looking for a kavadi with really good urumi players..and FINALLY found one!
haha..so decided to ikut! we were outside the temple compund when bharat finally gave in and started dancing with thevin..haha! and sangeet has a video of that..BHARAT DAMN SEMANGAT LA! =p

Mani and I were still reluctant to dance as you know la kan,ppl looking..=p wish i was high la..haha..
then no malu malu punya..
=p

bharat,vishnu,and thevin danced and danced until we came under the bridge..=p
and thats was when i just couldn tahan and danced along! =p
was fun tau!

danced and danced and danced! then suddenly,mani said we gotta take the car to somewhere near Kallumalai temple and park so that it's easier for us later..so with heavy hearts,we left bharat and the kavadi all to himself and left for the car! haha!

inside the car,mani was like,"deyh,we're missing all the fun la"..and i said,"chilla la deyh,we can join them back later"..haha..and he said"deyh,damn heavy traffic,how sure are you we'll get a place that fast"..luckily,we managed to get a parking space la! haha..and thats when i quickly had a outfit change to my jippa! lol..like i'm performing for some concert aje la..haha..
and and mani suddenly wanted to meet you-know-who! haha..
so we waited for her,but she never showed up! ish..mani and i met a few of our friends there! Samantha came,saratha,kuvin..and and moni and tharsh came too! haha!

then then both of us decided to join the gang at the kavadi..and we walked sooooooo damn long and finally found them!
haha!

so danced,danced and danced again till we reached the temple..=p
and we camwhored on the way too!
and sangeet danced!
but mani,ish..still belum..

lol..
and my shawl got ruined thanks to my dumb friends who HAD to use it to dance la!

haha..at the temple,we dropped by the sai stall to makan..
all of us ordered teh ais and Jass wanted Teh O Ais Limau! LOL!
itu bukan kedai mamak la Jass! =p

LOL! finally,she js ordered teh ais too..=p haha..we makan makan then masuk temple cause sangeet wasnted to see the people getting the kavadi off them and to see them take off their piercings..haha..again sangeet,why you wanna see that soo much!? =p=p

so so we saw,then mani had some masalah dengan adik dia..haha! potong stim edi after that..
took some pictures,then sangeet and jass had to leave..so said our bye bye's..

we decided to go back too..but not before one last dance with the final kavadi!
haha!
and so bharat,mani,vishnu,jivan and i danced till we literally dropped! LOL!

bharat's legs were killing him it seems..=p thanks to his lovely shoes..haha..and we masuk kereta then balik la..

it was an awesome day out! wish we can do that again! =) but i doubt that la..lol..cause tahun depan i takde sini kan..*sob* ='(

haha..nevertheless,was a great night out! and bharat,dont get all sad just because you didnt get to meet you-know-who kay..you had us right? haha!

Pictures and Videos will be up tomorrow! PROMISE! =p

PS: Sorry for using your line as the title Sangeet! LOL!

2009-02-06T08:05:00.000-08:00

Whoever who gets tagged has to write 10 things about the person who tagged him/her:

1.) She likes irritatin me!
2.) I'm sure she just cant wait to see me kan..right? right? =p
3.) ermmm,this is getting tough..haha..she always gets bullied by Benjamin and Jothiswaran!
4.) She looooooves eating! just like me! =p
5.) She has this two super cute brothers! i always like playing with them during hockey! haha!
6.) She's like the number one fan of high school musical..now i dunno if she still is la..but she was once! haha!
7.) She loves God! haha..always dengan infuse saja kan
8.) She's a good actress..i mean,if you're in that infuse valentines thingy,you BETTER be good cause i'm coming to watch! LOL!
9.) She's somehow gets to know ALL the gossips in town! i wonder which magazine she subscribes to..LOL!
10.) She looooooves iritatin me! have i said that already? ah what the heck! i js cant stress it enough! =p=p

The person who got tagged has to write 10 things about himself/herself:

1.ermm,ermm..i hate rice! =p cause cause it makes me fat? =p
2.i always wanted to wake up early in the mornin and go for a jog..but i js cant seem to wake up that early..=p
3.i always wanted to be a singer! haha! but tak jadi la..lol!
4.i think lesbians are HAWT! =p
5.i'm single now..HAHA!
6.that information was not supposed to be there..ish
7.I wish i had a Skyline GT-R..cause nice to drift dengan itu..=p=p
8.ermm,ermm,i dont know what to write la..=(
9.i wish chickens were some kind of veggies..it makes me feel bad when i have to eat them..cause they were once LIVE animals..if veggies takpe kan..
10.I love vodka! and i love getting all tipsy..haha..cause then i just blurt out everythin includin my deepest darkest secrets..and sometimes i get into trouble for doing that..ish!

Here's the twist, if I tagged you, and when you must write something about me, you can only take 5 or less from the above. the other 5 or more will have to be from you.

At the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names:

I TAG!

1) Sangeet
2) Jothiswaran
3) Swee Li
4) Benjamin
5) Kerissa
6) Preeta
7.Neevian
8.Toyol!
9.Kisha

LOL!

2009-02-05T23:56:00.001-08:00

yes,it's been a while since i blogged..what to do kan..have been having this "writer's block"..

haha!

and since Sharon has been asking me like EVERYDAY to update my blog,i decided to do so..haha!
happy now Sharon!?

anywho,i was checking out my email's today and found this SUPER FUNNY email! =p

How are you going to tell the taxi driver.........????

Driver : Nak ke mana cik?

Penumpang : Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat
Jalan Puki Mak U Lah...

Driver : Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa
yang lebih sopan.

Penumpang : Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu
nama jalannya.

Driver : %$#@&*!

HAHA!

and i've been tagged by SHARON THE SUPERSTAR!
but think i'll do the tag later kay..=p=p

KAMI!

2009-01-27T06:26:00.000-08:00

Just finished watchin KAMI the movie.for like the millionth time! LOL!
and i cried! yes! you heard that right! I DID CRY!

haha..people are so gonna start calling me gay from now on..oh wait,they already do..=p
maybe i'm just a wee bit sensitive? haha..anyway,for those of you who are still in the dark,lemme explain kay..

Kami was like a 8 episode series produced by 8Tv which later on premiered it's own movie called KAMI the movie in September last year.

Teenage movie “KAMI” follows a group of five friends as they squeeze in as much fun and reckless abandonment on their road to self-discovery before entering a new stage in their lives – higher education.

Lynn is a form five student who juggles her studies while helping her mother at their food stall and hangs out with Ali,Abu, Sofie, and Adii. Although they have made her part of their circle, Lynn is holding back a dark past from her buddies. Unknown to them Lynn and her mother had moved from their small town home to start afresh in the city away from a persistent small-time drug dealer, Boy, whom Lynn used to run errands for to gain extra pocket money.

To complicate matters, Lynn writes under the pseudonym Teka Teki for her own, well known fanzine called KAMI and has recently contributed a scathing write-up on Ali’s band in a local music magazine.

As she struggles to keep her secrets under wraps, Lynn soon learns that they are all hiding something from each other.

There's just so much emotions and unexplainable stuff in this series!
I mean,it makes me miss my friends,and i sometimes even wonder,who my real friends are..and at other times,i wonder if the life i'm living now is what i really want deep inside..
omg,this is just getting waaaaaaay too emo! =p

Well,you know what,just go YouTube it..haha!
and make sure you watch all 8 episodes before you watch the movie!

Tagged again! LOL!

2009-01-26T09:10:00.000-08:00

DIRECTION: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you. At last, choose five people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them.

1.okay,ermmmm,there's this effin BIG bee in my room right now! takut kena sting la! =p

2.My bro's so gonna get it from my dad tomorrow for locking the car with the keys in it! LOL!

3.I wanna go clubbin now!

4.and and i want vodka too..so that i can get all high,then go clubbin,then get a chick back home..oh wait,i live with my parents now..so TAK BOLEH! ISH!

5.I cant believe Sharon and Kisha are crushing over OBAMA!

6.If Obama can make it as a president,why not me? =p oh wait,i wonder if he raps..LOL!

7.I know i'm not hot,and i know people say that just to make me happy! haha!

8.Wish i had a girlfriend right now,to cuddle and you know,do stuffs..LOL!

9.If she says let's go for a movie,i'll say, Lets make one! =p *apa ni,suddenly bout gf pulak* =p

10. I'm so gonna get myself a skyline GTR when i have enough cash! and and the first person i'm gonna take with me in it will be my dog! =p

11.Wishing I was on a world tour with my band right now! LOL!

12. and and i think Jessica Alba's HAWWTT! =p

13. Paul Smith or Padini? hmmmm..

14. *sigh* why can't the government lower the fuel price MORE!

15. why am i still alive? =p

16. should i grow my hair or just keep it like it is now? hmmmm..wonder wonder..

I tag!

*Sangeet
*Preeta
*Jothiswaran
*Benjamin
*Neevian
*Swee Li
*Kerissa
*Prena

Check This Out! Awesomeness!

2009-01-26T01:41:00.000-08:00

Guys,read it,understand it,sleep on it,eat on it,shyt on it,or do anythin you want..just make sure you follow it aight! =p=p

The Bro Code

Preamble to the Bro Code

Once the contract of becoming bros is made, verbal, written or otherwise, the bro code comes into effect.

Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights. If a Bro is not exclusive then a Bro may have more than one Bro. However, upon becoming exclusive, said Bro must break any Bro ties with all other Bros.

Article 1:
Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

Article 2:
Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.

Article 3:
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.

However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

Article 4:
Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.

Article 5:
You must never own a cat.

New amendment to this rule: A Bro may never own more than 2 cats, but only if they adhere to the Bro Code

Article 6:
If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:

1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your acquaintances.
3. Your co-workers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
7. John Kerry.
....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.

Article 7:
You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more.

Article 8:
Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.

Article 9:
If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once. The Bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. If the other Bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.

Article 10:
There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.

Article 11:
If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.

Article 12:
Standard shotgun rules are as follows.

A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car.
B. Shotgun must be called outside.
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.

Article 13:
NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection).

Article 14:
It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."

Article 15:
Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.

Article 16:
Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team.

Article 17:
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.

Article 18:
Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.

Article 19:
Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.

Article 20:
Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.

Article 21:
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.

Article 22:
A Bro should not sing and dance at the same time

Article 23:
A Bro should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.

Article 24:
Men do not lie about their age.

Article 25:
A Bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.

Article 26:
A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight. A Bro must never hesitate before communicating the possibility of fisticuffs between two humans of the female variety [[HENCEFORTH "GIRL FIGHT"]], in an effort to make possible and probable that another Bro or Bros can partake in observation. A timely manner is open to interpretation based on the initial Bro's viewing and processing of the potential feminine conflagration. Said Bro must use any and all methods of media distribution at his disposal, including but not limited to: telecommunications, elbow nudging, fiber optics, the Broney express, and postcards. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video*, or barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime. Tabling Bro obligations to witness a XX chromosomal scuffle is not only condoned, but encouraged, and in some cases, required. Please refer to the Brobligation rubric as elucidated in AMENDMENT 83: "The REALLY hot sister and other hump trumps."

Article 27:
A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag

Article 28:
A Bro should never go tanning.

Article 29:
No Bro should dye their hair

Article 30:
A Bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"

Article 31:
A Bro should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.

Article 32:
A Bro should not "pop" his collar.

Article 33:
A Bro should not speak more than two languages.

Unless

1. He has lived for a minimum of 9 months in a country whose main language is one of those languages
2. He uses the extra language as a means of picking up women who only speak that language
3. His job requires him to know more than 2 languages
4. It is a means of only to impress women and nothing else

If in the occurrence that a Bro knows more than 2 languages, it is the given right for said bro to invite other bros to parties where this language is spoken, having said bro escort and be the official bilingual wingman.

Article 34:
Bro’s cannot make eye contact during a “devil’s threeway” (two dudes.)

Article 35:
A Bro should never say "it's to die for"

Article 36:
A Bro should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.

Article 37:
A Bro should not wear an ascot.

Article 38:
A Bro should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.

Article 39:
A Bro should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.

Article 40:
A Bro should never "sip" and alcoholic drink through a straw

Article 41:
A Bro should never wear a blouse.

Article 42:
If you are not living with a girl you should not have tampons in your bathroom.

Article 43:
A Bro should not wear crocs.

Article 44:
A Bro should not wear a leotard or do pirouettes.

Article 45:
A Bro should never wear a sweater over his shoulders

Article 46:
A Bro should not eat grapes from the vines

Article 47:
A Bro should never rollerblade

Article 48:
The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone

Article 49:
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.

Article 50:
A Bro should never, ever wear capri pants.

Article 51:
A Bro should not wear flip flops with a suit.

Article 52:
No Bro should wear a speedo to the beach

Article 53:
A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection. In the event that one Bro finds himself lacking the necessary prophylactic accoutrements needed to complete the act of coitus in a safe and effective manner, he is in the right to expect his Bro will use all measures within or without his means to provide the aforementioned prophylactic in a timely yet discreet fashion. When a Bro signals his need using previously agreed upon code words and/or body signage, it is understood that his Bro will discontinue all present activity [excepting the act of coitus itself [whereby which Bro vows to finish as quickly as possible]], in order to respond with a panoply of options at Bro-in-need's location. A Bro must patronize the most rapid method of transportation available while endeavoring to assist his Bro. In no instance may a two-wheeled bicycle be used* as this is not only humiliating, but also potentially harmful to the perineum - a zone of tissue perilously adjacent to noted sexual organs. In the event that a state, federal, international, or galactic law is breached due to recklessness, unacceptable levels of speed, and/or the hijacking of an airborne vehicle(s), it is understood that the primary Bro will shoulder any associated legal fees or fines. However, any costs or damages incurred from the use of public transportation are the responsibility of the secondary Bro alone as this is an instance of Quid Pro Bro. Upon arrival at the primary Bro's location, the secondary Bro must exercise complete discretion so as not to disrupt the primary Bro's "flow." It is understood that a Bro will engage in all training necessary to achieve this objective, including, at minimum, a five month Ninjitsu curriculum mastering the twin arts of stealth and secrecy.** Once the primary Bro has been supplied with the necessary prophylactic(s), the Brocedure is deemed complete upon exchange of the traditional, though in this case silent, "high five." Tacit in this unspoken ritual is the understanding that said episode will never be spoken of again, unless it's part of an awesome story. * Unless a bicycle is the ONLY form of transportation, as in some Cambodian villages **

Article 54:
No Bro should make a kissing face in a photo.

Article 55:
No Bro should wear girl jeans

Article 56:
A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it's cool.

Article 57:
A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

Article 58:
If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday and/or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.

Article 59:
One Bro makes a solo attack.
A Second Bro provides a crutch,
A third Bro rounds out the pack,
But a fourth Bro is one too much

Article 60:
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girls wildly unattractive friend/cousin/sister.

Article 61:
A Bro shall honor thy father and mother

Article 62:
In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo(rock paper scissors) shall determine the outcome

Article 63:
In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in any capacity, including but not limited to; the high-five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteus pat. Winking is also a no no.

Article 64:
A Bro must provide his Bro to a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bro's favorite sports team in a playoff scenario

Article 65:
A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros with the proviso that no existing wager supercedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.

Article 66:
If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than "that sucks, Bro" and copious quantities of beer. A Bro will also refrain from pejorative commentary - deserved or not - regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite BACKSLIDE WINDOW has closed.

Article 67:
Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing , another Bro shall point out that he is a tool

Article 68:
If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work; or temporary immigration to a foreign country.

Article 69:
No Bro should ever get a pedicure

Article 70:
A Bro should never highlight his hair.

Article 71:
A Bro should not talk to another Bro in the bathroom.

Article 72:
A Bro should never sing show tunes.

Article 73:
A Bro should never eat out of another Bro's hands.

Article 74:
Two men should not share an umbrella.

Article 75:
A Bro should not have "an outfit".

Article 76:
A Bro should not wear a white belt.

Article 77:
A Bro never cries. Unless it’s regarding Article 31.

Article 78:
A Bro should never wiggle out of a pair of pants.

Article 79:
No Bro can hit another Bro in the groin unless victim Bro has broken the Bro code.

Article 80:
A Bro may never seek entertainment from professional women's sports. Unless said entertainment be comedic or physical e.g. gymnastics, beach volleyball

Article 81:
What happens between bros stay between bros...
also known as the what happens in vegas stays in vegas rule and the what happens on tour stays on tour rule

Article 82:
If a Bro catches another Bro in plagiarism - albeit awesome plagiarism - a Bro shall be required to ask the Bro to cite his source.

Article 83:
A Bro can not cock-block another Bro UNLESS sleeping with said girl would break a Bro code.

Article 84:
Love thy neigh-Bro

Article 85:
No bros night out can start with "the wife put out some cheese" and end "with everyone at home by eleven, booya."

Article 86:
If said bros is lost to a relationship, they must void all rights to use the bros code for any purpose and are rightfully subjected to any and all humorous ploys made to said post-bros by previous bros.

Article 87:
A Bro shall at all times say 'Yes'.

Article 88:
Any bros who notice a fellow bros passed out at any social gathering due to drug or alcohol consumption, is obligated to take humiliating photo's and/or videos of the passed out bros; unless said bros has consumed a whiskey, rum, scotch or other hard liquor to an excess of a ratio of: once ounce:3kg of body mass (7lbs imperial)

Article 89:
"A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro." Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. [[NOTA BENE: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a 9 or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.]] Should a Bro discover his Bro is in fact adopted, he is free to pursue his Bro's adoptive mother, but only after first corroborating non-biological parentage through notarized birth certificates, hospital records, or comparative dioxyribonucleic acid gel electrophoresis, whichever is easiest. Since the adopted Bro cannot legitimately claim to have shared a canal with his Bro, ARTICLE 89 expressly prohibits the adopted Bro from invoking the Sloppy Second clause in any related filings with the International Court of Bros. Though the mom of a Bro is always off limits, the step-mom of a Bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing. If she looks good in it.

Article 90:
No bros should know any fellow bros weight for any reason. Previous bros code stipulation should only have an assumed weight. If the assumed weight is on the turning point of humility and peace, humility over-rides

Article 91:
When bros are up for the same promotion/job position and are subjected to interviews, bros in a prior interview must alert bros of any and all trick questions they can remember. This ensures all bros get an equal chance at the position/title because it is well known fact that the bros performing the interview wants to get the process over as quick as possible and the only way for a fair chance is to make all subsequent bros seem better.

Article 92:
When a bros introduces a fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bros gives his consent.

Article 93:
If any bros acts out of line and defies any bros code during a multiple bros conversation with any number of girls, the other bros have the right to tell any humiliating stories and facts about said bros for the purpose of ruining said bros chances with the girl(s).

Article 94:
Should a Bro (1st, 2nd or 3rd) be hooking up with an unattractive woman, the Bro that notices this must do all in their power to stop said Bro from closing the deal, unless they are helping another Bro with Article 60.

Article 95:
Any girl passing out in a non-bedroom designated area of a dwelling occupied by more than one bros is not up for grabs under any circumstances. Additionally, said girl can be subjected to humiliating photos as long as other bros are alerted to its undertaking.

Tagged By Sangeet! =p=p

2009-01-25T03:46:00.000-08:00

THE RULES

1. Put your music player on with all your music, then shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

MY RESULTS

1. How are you feeling today ?
Song : Given Up - Linkin Park
Me : LOL! i have actually..=p wait,not quite yet..haha

2. Will you get far in life ?
Song : B.Y.O.B - System Of A Down
Me : haha! yeah baybee..i will get far,WITH BOMBS! =p

3. How do your friends see you ?
Song : Gallery - Mario Vazques
Me : dude,that's so gay!

4. Will you get married ?
Song : Can I Have It Like That - Pharrell Feat Gwen Stefani
Me : Yeah! can i? =p

5. What is your best friend’s theme song ?
Song : Krazy - Pitbull Ft Lil Jon
Me : HAHA! yeah! they are all crazy! =p

6. What is the story of your life ?
Song : Hot In Here - Nelly
Me : haha..i'm getting hot?

7.What was high school like ?
Song : Lonely - Akon
Me : it wasnt actually! was fun! LOL!

8. How can you get ahead in life ?
Song : I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
Me : haha..yea,i just need that special someone

9. What is the best thing about your friends ?
Song : Big Things Poppin - T.I
Me : LOL! they pop?

10. What is in store for this weekend ?
Song : Party Like A Rockstar - Shopboyz
Me : hell yeah! =p

11. To describe your grandparents ?
Song : Get Up - Ciara
Me : they're too old la!ish!

12. How is your life going ?
Song : Girlfriend - Bow Wow Ft Omarion
Me : wishin i had one actuallY! LOl!

13. What song will they play at your funeral ?
Song : Mantera Beradu - Malique
Me : AWESOME! =p dahsyat..haha

14. How does the world see you ?
Song : All I Have - J Lo
Me : haha!

15. Will you have a happy life ?
Song: Misery Business - Paramore
Me : lol..dont think so cause it's full of misery i think! =p

16. What do your friends really think of you ?
Song : I Dont Wanna Know - Mario Winans
Me : haha..unless it's something good la..=p

17. Do people secretly lust after you ?
Song : Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
Me : yeah,i do wonder sometimes..hmmmmm...

18. How can I make myself happy ?
Song : Stupid Girls - Pink
Me : haha..no comments

19. What should you do with your life ?
Song : Someday - Flipsyde
Me : i think i'll find out someday..haha

20. Will you ever have children?
Song: Fantasy Girl - Caprice
Me : only with my fantasy girl! =p=p

NOW IT'S

*Sharon
*Prena
*Swee Li
*Kerissa
*Jothiswaran
*Benjamin
*Ruby
*Kisha

TURN! LOL!

Don't Wanna Try No More

2009-01-19T09:35:00.000-08:00

yea,am back..
ermmm,toyol..bella's never gonna be mine..='(
and you know why..

and and,like i said,dont wanna try no more..
awesome song by Frankie J..
one of my favourites..
hmmmm,i'm feeling-less right now! LOL!

well,should be laughin actually..haha..
i mean..ah forget it!

This best describes how i feel right now =(
EMO TIME! =p

So you guys now know how i actually feel right!

Here I Stand

2009-01-19T08:26:00.001-08:00

haha!
what's up with the title right?
like usher ny..=p

haha..so so..yea,here i am..=p
and guys,guess what!
i got my DOPOD!
weeeee! haha..
IF YOU REALLY WISH HARD ENUF,IT WILL COME TRUE! =p
and no,it wasnt santa!
LOL!

here's a picture of it!

and and i hope another wish of mine does come true! you tau kan toyol!
haha!
it's BELLA! =p=p

Dumbshit

2009-01-15T04:14:00.001-08:00

Life's screwed!
ish!

saw this awesome phone today! Dopod tau..but tak cukup duit to buy pulak..ish..
and another effin thing is that my dad doesn want to let me work!
wtf right? he doesn give me any cash,the least he could do is let me work..but nooooooo..

i'm so damn pissed right now.

and and on the good side,i've stopped using weyh or deyh on people..on girls mostly..cause someone told me it's disrespectful to call them that..LOL!

i've been listening to this awesome song this past 2 days..dont ask me why..but i just have..
haha! it's by Andra And The Backbone..i know what you're thinking..what kind of a name is that right?
lol! but but they make AWESOME songs! one of them is Sempurna
hmmm..reminds me of someone i know..
here it is..

Kau begitu sempurna
Di mataku kau begitu indah
Kau membuat diriku akan slalu memujamu
Di setiap langkahku
Ku kan slalu memikirkan dirimu
Tak bisa ku bayangkan hidupku tanpa cintamu

*Janganlah kau tinggalkan diriku
Tak kan mampu menghadapi semua,
hanya bersamamu ku akan bisa
Kau adalah darahku
Kau adalah jantungku
Kau adalah hidupku, lengkapi diriku
oh sayangku kau begitu,

sempurna....

Kau genggam tanganku
saat diriku lemah dan terjatuh
kau bisikan kata yang hapus semua sesalku
(*)

sweet song right! =D

For You I Will

2009-01-12T05:47:00.000-08:00

as the title suggests,this post is gonna be about Teddy Geiger's song,For You I Will..
haha!
wait,wait..let me tell you what actually happened first..
today,Ben and I were supposed to meet up with Manusia 1....or known as Jo la..
haha! *there's no protectin people's names for privacy sake here dude* =p

After we got there,Su Jake arrived arrived a little later..
and and after much chatting..we decided we should go for "mamak-ing"..
and so we did!
haha!

wait,that's not the point..lemme get there..
we then came back home *Jo's home that is* and were talking stuff..
and suddenly,Ben hilang weyh..apparently,he got too bored listenin to our useless stories and decided he should watch the TV which is waaaaay more interesting instead *yeah right!*
lol..i bet he was watchin porn or somethin..=p

haha..and back in the room,we wanted to play that song kan..i mean,for you i will..
so so,we did!
and while Su Jake was playing on the guitar,we also sang along la..
now here's the best part..we were singing to that song right..and Su Jake said,
"you guys memorized uh?unbelievable!"
and i just nodded my head and noticed Jo was trying to say something..
but then he decided to just continue singing..lol
i was all emo la..singing with full of emotion and shyt..haha!
so i was singing right,came the chorus..
and out of nowhere,Jo suddenly reached for the mouse and paused the song!
and suddenly started balbbering about how he memorised the song! and i was like,"DUDE! I WAS RECORDING THAT!" *Oh yea,i was by the way..haha!*
POTONG STIM WEYH!

ish,ish! haha! seriously,it was..after that,no mood edi..haha!
to know exactly what i'm talking about,the link is down here..=p

Recording1 by pravin Mp3 Codes

so jo,promise me you won't do that again the next time..haha! and owh yea,i know my voice sucks aight..=p=p

Mango Juice

2009-01-10T10:36:00.000-08:00

It's 2.36 am..
you must be wonderin what i'm doing up so late..
not that i have school or anythin to do tomorrow morning..haha..so i tidur lambat la..
actually i'm downloadin these few shitty programs for my newly reformatted lappy..
yea,had to downgrade it back to xp cause VISTA'S FUCKED UP! there i said it!
mr.billy gates,PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

*sigh*
i'm so so damn bored..kinda havin this writer's block..haha!
cause i reeeeeeeeeealy dont know what to blog about..
owh well..
ermmm,think i'll be getting my reply back from the university in a few days..
then it's back to romania for me! woohoo! back to getting high on weekends and clubbing all night! =p
lol!
kidding!
haha!
but but feeling kinda sad though..
gotta leave all the people behind..especially my friends..*wooohooo!* =p
kidding again..lol!
i'm gonna miss them..
shyt! why am i getting all gay now?

*coughs*
back to what i was saying..so yea..vista sucks! =p
lol!

and guys,if you're wondering what the title of the post has to do with whatever i'm blogging about,
i was actually drinking a glass of mango juice while writing this! =p=p
haha!

My First Post! =p

2009-01-04T23:10:00.000-08:00

haha!
finally,after lots and lots of thinking,i decided i should start blogging again..haha! and yes,i had one before until i deleted it..
so here goes my very first post..

Holidays ended today! yay! well,not for me la..but for everyone at home EXCEPT me! =p
haha! finally,i got to be all alone at home! haha..but too bad..it only lasts for like 5 hours,until they get back home that is..lol!

so,this morning began like nothing before..i got up really late *without having my dad shouting at me asking me to wake up*..haha! and i lazily got up,dragged myself to the bathroom and had a really warm and long shower..and then got all ready wanting to go out..since i have a car all for myself at home! haha!
and so,gave Ben (Benjamin Jude) a call..and he said we'll meet up..i then went to his house to pick him up..and then,we left to the mamak to have some breakfast..
later,we left to Yik Foong to get me some stickers for my car..haha..we walked and walked looking for stuff's and decided to go to go back..and that was when i wanted to buy a new housing for my w880i..and so,ben suggested this shop he knows la..some place near Syuen hotel..lol

we got in my car and drove................and got stuck in traffic! haha!

while we were waiting for the light to turn green,Ben suddenly screamed saying "Spider!Spider!"
and i was like,"dude,it's just a spider" and gave him that funny look..lol!
and he said"deyh,it's not the normal small one,take a look!"
I got a shock when what he said was true! it's not the normal tiny weeny one weyh..
this one was like the great grandson of the TARANTULA!
with it's large legs and this BIG belly like it was pregnant!
haha!
and so,we didn't know what to do! i got all scared cause i was the one driving and was worried it might get into my pants..and it so happened that i was wearing a short pants today! and ben was safe cause he was wearing his long pants! =p
i told him to just step on it..and when he tried doing that,i ran somewhere into the floor mat..
i was like shyt! it's still in the car! and that was when the light HAD to turn green! ish!

and so,i started moving,peeking down at my legs once in a while hoping the spider doesn't jump out of no where and get into my pants..i dont want my "lil bro" getting hurt! =p
haha!
Finally,we decided to stop somewhere at the side of the road and try to "hunt it down"!
haha!
i stopped my car at the side..and we took out this huge car jack from the back and wanted to squish the spider with it..
but we just couldn find it weyh!
ish!
so we decided to just go back home then..
i drove back really fast asking ben to be on the lookout!
i dropped him at his home and hurried back..
the moment i reached home,i took out the aerosol spray can and sprayed EVERYWHERE in the car!
haha!
but i dont know if it's dead or not yet..=p
cudn find the body..haha!

Shakespeare of Idiots

Revived!

The 12 most annoying types of Facebookers

LS

=)

Here without you..

Vanilla Twilight =]

Lonely.

=]

I Live My Life For You..

>.<

Who Needs A Camera..

Hey There Delilah

A Collection of Sayings by Sathya Sai Baba =]

Kena tagged by Vinosha! =p

be blown away! =D

Picasso!

Love Symphony

Miss Me When I'm Gone

>.<

Kenangan Terindah..

Kanye's Paranoid Official Video! just released today! =D

>.<

MTV's Global Warming Video

=]

Get twitting!

my first ever ticket *almost!* haha!

attack of the bisexual spiders!

Aurora

sunburst kl! =p

aku benci streamyx! =(

Brass Knuckles

Only in Malaysia and Nowhere else! =p

tata teitei!

LOL!

KAMI!

Tagged again! LOL!

Check This Out! Awesomeness!

Tagged By Sangeet! =p=p

Don't Wanna Try No More

Here I Stand

Dumbshit

For You I Will

Mango Juice

My First Post! =p

my first ever ticket almost! haha!