my first ever ticket *almost!* haha!

okayokay!
so here's the thing..

it was almost 2.30pm..and i left home in a hurry to go pick my brother up from his class..
so,i was just wearing my usual tee and shorts and left home with my mum's car

i needed to go get my handphone from the repair shop,and so i used a different route to get to the shop and wanted to collect my phone before picking him up..
i didn even bother to buckle up my seat belt,and was pandu-ing quite fast..

there's this corner near first garden,the place where i was heading to,and you wont be able to see whats ahead of you until you take that corner la kan..
never in my wildest dreams that i thought there'd be a police block there!

haha!
i mean,it wasnt exactly a block,but the patrol car was parked on the side,and it was js some random check by the cops..
and the moment i saw them,i slowed down,but didn have enough time to buckle my seat belt! goddammit! ish!

so he waved his red flag at me,and pointed me to pull up to the side..
i wind down the window as one of the cop came towards my car,there were two of them la right,and he said,

"tak pakai tali pinggang ye? bagi lesen"

i clumsily took my wallet out and took out my license and ic..
i was so damn bloody nervous and was afraid my dad would kill me if i show him the ticket i'm about to get!

and another thing was,it was kinda my dream to get a speeding ticket as my first ever ticket in life.
haha!
not that i want to get one but then,adalah glamour sikit kan..=p

can show off kat kawan semua..haha!
so when the thought of me getting a ticket for not wearing a seat belt came to mind,i was feeling so malu-fied weyh!
haha!

and then there's the dad with a samurai sword image in my mind again,and i was bloody scared!
haha!

after looking at my license,he said,
"keluar kejap,mari bayar saman"

i was like shyt! how much is it gonna be weyh? 150 or 300?!
haha!

either way i dont have that much of cash with me!
i mean,i do la,but why nak waste!
i'd rather go get the padini shirt i wanted! =p

so i stepped out of the car,and followed him to his patrol car..
the other cop,who was a much younger dude compared to the cop who pulled me over,started taking down my ic number and all on a paper..
then this convo took place,

the cop asked,
"tahu kan kalau bawa kereta kena pakai tali pinggang?"
"tahu bang,tapi aku datang kedai kejap aje,rumah pun dekat aje"
"semua orang pun bagi alasan sama..tapi masih kena pakai kan?"

then the other cop came in,
"masa belajar pandu ada ajar kan? nape tak ikut?"

then i apologised la,but still he kept on writing..
then this older cop started asking,
"kerja ke belajar?"
"Belajar abang"
"mana?"
"luar negara,kat europe"
"belajar apa?"
"perubatan bang"
"oh,biasiswa ke?"
"takde la bang,duit ayah"
"sekarang cuti?"
"yea bang,3 bulan"

i was just so bloody nervous that i js crapped whatever that came to my mind..haha!
then he asked all sorts of shyt like where my dad's working,this and that..
and finally like after what seemed like ages,
he said,
"jadi sekarang kena bayar saman la ye"
"berapa bang?"
"tak payah bayar sini,bayar sana" *pointing his finger god knows where*
"tapi saya takde duit bang"
"tu lah,lain kali pakai tali pinggang,mana you nak pergi tadi?"
"kedai makan bang,nak beli makanan untuk adik"*pointing my finger to a restaurant nearby*
"ada duit ke?"
"ada,untuk makanan saja la bang" *i think he was hinting on a bribe here* LOL!

i didnt know what else to do,
so i gave him that muka 10 sen..haha!
and miraculously,he said,
"takpe,you pun tak kerja lagi,lain kali jangan buat"
and he gave my license and ic back! just like that!
haha!

i didn know what else to say,so i said,
"terima kasih bang!"
"takpe,lain kali jangan buat lagi,sekarang naik dan pakai tali pinggang"
"yea bang,terima kasih"

and i just walked to my car and got in..
and this part is damn interesting weyh,
i was about to start my car when i suddenly hear a girls voice calling my name from outside on the left side of the car,and guess who it was?

SWEE LI!

haha!
she was on the inside of the food stall area,right above the main road where i got pulled over..
so i said,"hey! what you doing here? wait,i'll come there!"
haha!
and i was still shaking on the inside weyh!
and i was thinking to myself,of all the time to bump into someone i know,NOW?!?!
haha!

and then drove near where she parked her car with the cops still looking at me from the roadside..
haha!
she asked apa jadi and all,so i cerita-ed la
and then her mum also came and asked..
malu weyh!
haha!

in conclusion, i almost got myself a ticket,but i didnt!
wheeee!
haha!
=p






8 comments:

Sh@N April 13, 2009 at 6:04 AM  

hahaha.. real doink lar u!!!! ish ish,.... so, nw someone drive to next taman oso sure will wear sit belt edi ryte???? hehe

Pravin April 13, 2009 at 6:11 AM  

you bet! =p

sangomango April 15, 2009 at 3:25 AM  

hahahahahhahahahahaha!! laffin my head out!!!!

Pravin April 15, 2009 at 5:20 AM  

pig! feel sympathy for me la!
haha!

~JoNamasoo~ April 17, 2009 at 4:55 AM  

monn.... aiyoh....
they shld hv taken u to jail larh...
HAIZZZZ

Pravin April 17, 2009 at 7:15 AM  

pfffft!
pig!

Shalani Mohana Kumaran May 1, 2009 at 7:54 AM  

pravin pravin....hahahaha!!!!

Pravin May 1, 2009 at 9:50 AM  

=p normal la kan..haha!

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